About WHY ARE THERE MONKEYS? (and other questions for God)

As a Los Angeles and SF Radio Personality, I interviewed more celebrities than I can count, but the most AMAZING interview I ever conducted occurred AFTER I DIED and suddenly found myself INTERVIEWING GOD! (and I received UNDENIABLE PROOF that IT REALLY HAPPENED!)

“WHY ARE THERE MONKEYS? (and other questions for God)” is the absolutely TRUE, deeply INSPIRATIONAL, laugh-out-loud FUNNY story of my Near-Death Question and Answer Session with God, and if you think A CONVERSATION WITH GOD could not possibly be FUNNY, you’re in for a BIG surprise!

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Dubbed “LA’s FUNNIEST LADY” by the now-defunct Los Angeles Herald Examiner, Brooke Jones spent many years being “on” — on the radio; on the stage, and on the computer. (she swears that the Herald Ex’s glowing endorsement of her talent was in no way related to the newspaper’s ultimate demise, although the dead paper could not be reached for comment).

After a lengthy battle with Breast Cancer, Jones is finally Cancer-Free (boobless, but Cancer-Free), and, thanks to ever-advancing decrepitude, her “Stand-Up Comedy” has become “Sit Down Comedy” performed not on stage, but on line. With the help of her alter-ego, Ima Crone, the Gypsy Crone Queen of Snarklandia, Jones spends her days skewering Knuckleheads, Nincompoops and Nimrods, with her Camp Meme-A-Day comics. (how she spends her nights is a closely guarded secret).

Her recently-published Memoir, “WHY ARE THERE MONKEYS? (and other questions for God)” is the absolutely TRUE, deeply INSPIRATIONAL, laugh-out-loud FUNNY story of her Near-Death Question and Answer Session with God (and if you think a CONVERSATION WITH GOD could not possibly be FUNNY, you’re in for a BIG surprise!)

The US REVIEW OF BOOKS calls it “Profound…Hysterically Witty…Not To Be Missed!” and Ben Fong-Torres, former Editor of ROLLING STONE Magazine said: “By God, Brooke Jones is a Hell of a writer!”

About Dig Into Small Space Gardening for Beginners by Morgan Becker

Small space gardening is a constant exercise in creative design. Finding ways to fill in bare spots both inside and outside our homes with growth and color. But selecting various plants that we can enjoy is easy. Getting them to a point where they will flourish year after year… that’s hard. Many times over people will buy a beautiful plant at the local nursery only to see it wilt away as they attempt to care for it. Not for any lack of interest or effort, but simply because they took a wrong step.

Even if you can only spare 30 minutes a week, I know anyone can start a small, successful growing space. No design is too small to enjoy. Start with a couple of pots or a wide planter on your windowsill. Become comfortable with the basics. After that, I’d be willing to bet you’ll be thinking about your whole backyard for next season. Everyone is capable of becoming a successful home gardener.

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Pacific northwest gardener who’s interested in finding creative ways to bring growth and color to places people might normally ignore. Enjoy losing myself in local farmers markets and public garden spaces. Always looking for creative solutions to practical hiccups each season. I also rock a pretty mean trumpet when the mood suits me.

About Crypto Technical Analysis: Your One-Stop Guide to Investing, Trading, and Profiting in Crypto with Technical Analysis

This book is Technical Analysis is the ability to recognize order in chaos; to identify hidden patterns, and to turn such patterns into profit. In combination with the volatile and exploding market of cryptocurrency, technical analysis is a powerful skillset to acquire and develop for all investors. Cryptocurrency Technical Analysis is the most complete and comprehensible book about crypto technical analysis on the market, written for beginner and intermediate investors.
The book delves specifically into the following:

★ Technical analysis (the key three, charts, indicators, oscillators, and more)
★ Fundamental analysis (utility, value, various project metrics, etc.)
★ Hype trading (sourcing trends, trading on hype, etc.)
★ General coin and token analysis (white papers, sentiment analysis, activity, supply mechanisms, etc.)
★ Algorithmic trading
★ Investing psychology
… and more

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Hello!

My goal is to share knowledge that has influenced my life and can improve other's lives. I'm based in California, I began publishing in 2017 through various mediums, and I'm now looking to focus on informative and value-driven non-fiction books, especially in the areas I know best; stock & crypto investing, business, entrepreneurship, and finance.

Please contact me at alanjohnpublishing@gmail.com for any purpose.

About Bold as Brass

Bold as brass, London milliner Dolly Wycliffe storms the hallowed halls of a private men’s club seeking the counsel of up-and-coming barrister, Edmund Caruthers. She means to sue an English lord for the wrongful death of her father.
Unfortunately, Edmund can’t help her. The coroner has ruled the death an accident and won’t reopen the case without new evidence. Still, he finds Dolly utterly charming. Few questioned authority with such conviction. For a woman to do so was unthinkable.
Tenacious to a fault, Dolly finds irregularities in the investigation and Edmund accepts a wager from the old boys at his club who believe he could never win a case against such a powerful man. He defies his family and social convention to negotiate a tidy sum for Dolly’s family— which they will receive as long as they keep the out-of-court settlement a secret.
Dolly believes his lordship is head of a criminal conspiracy. Edmund is completely flummoxed as to why she would jeopardize her family’s annuity by accusing his lordship of a crime.
As their mutual attraction grows stronger, Dolly and Edmund are aware more than her wide-brimmed hats keep them apart.

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About Sarah Richmond:

Thank you for your interest in my book about Dolly and Edmund. I do so hope you enjoy their journey. The courage they displayed was an inspiration to me. I’m an avid reader, have been since I’d learned to read about far-away people and places. The Edwardian era in particular fascinates me. So many things changed in the twentieth century and society didn’t always care for the changes.

My background is as American as apple pie. I was born and raised in the Midwest, graduated from the University of Michigan, and worked as a Peace Corps Volunteer in Kenya.

Today my husband and I live in San Diego, the place of my heart, close to our beautiful children and grandchildren.

About Featured Book: High Impact Habits: Small Changes, Big Results by Avery Harper

Do you have big changes you want to make in your life?

Have you tried to make a change, but ended up going back to your old ways?

Have you tried to form a habit, but couldn’t get it to stick?

If you’re reading this, chances are that you do.

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About And Trouble Followed by Michael T. Tusa Jr.

In this work of historical fiction set in 1868 during the Congressional Reconstruction period, four Union soldiers, are finally discharged from the Army. They had been in many Civil War battles together, creating an undeniable bond, and then jointly decided to extend their enlistments, ending their service in the Third Military District, one of the five districts set up by Congress over the defeated South. Uniquely the four soldiers, Dalton, Harrison, Emmet and Shadrach, are two white men and two black men. Shadrach and Emmet are former slaves who joined the Army after fleeing the plantations and after Congress allowed blacks to serve. Dalton lived on the streets after his parents died and before he joined the Army. Harrison was an abolitionist and a preacher’s son who intends to return to the ministry. With their service ended they struggle with saying goodbye to each other knowing it is unlikely they will ever meet again but promising to stay in touch. The men then head their separate ways to different parts of the country to try to forget the trauma of the war and create new lives, but in a world still shattered by disunion, trouble followed.

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Michael T. Tusa Jr. is a retired lawyer, mediator, and arbitrator. He currently hosts a monthly radio show called Writers’ Forum on WRBH, 88.3 FM in New Orleans. and the author of 4 books: Advancing on Chaos, A Second Chance at Dancing: A Memoir of Sorts, Chasing Charles Bukowski and And Trouble Followed. Each book has been recognized in various writing contests as a finalist or semi-finalist.

About The Balkan Wars: A Captivating Guide to the First and Second Balkan War and Their Impact on World War I by Captivating History

It was a term devised in the early 20th century to describe the unstable political situation in the region just before it exploded into a conflict known as the First World War. The Balkan Wars were a series of conflicts fought between the Balkan League (Bulgaria, Serbia, Greece, and Montenegro) and its allies and the Ottoman Empire. But these wars didn’t involve any of the great European powers such as Germany, France, or the United Kingdom. This is what makes them less known, but they were crucial for the development of the European political scene.
The Balkan Wars were first fought for ethnic groups that were ruled by the Ottoman Empire so they could gain their complete independence and expand their territory. Looking up to the successful western states, Serbia, Bulgaria, Montenegro, and Greece wanted to achieve national states with a territory that would gather all their ethnic brothers into one state.
But the legacy of the Ottoman Empire lives on in the multiethnic hodgepodge of the Balkan Peninsula. Unlike Westerners, the Ottomans considered their faith to be the uniting factor, not the idea of belonging to a nation. This belief created the complex situation in the Balkans that lasts to this day.
To understand this part of Europe, one must look into the past and understand the obscure and complex conflicts that are known as the Balkan Wars. This book will take you into the past and show you how it all started, from the creation of the Balkan League to the Bucharest Peace Conference.
If you want to learn more about Balkan Wars, get this book now!

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A lot of history books just contain dry facts that will eventually bore the reader. That’s why Captivating History was created. Now you can enjoy history books that will mesmerize you. But be careful though, hours can fly by, and before you know it; you’re up reading way past bedtime.

About Fairy-Tailed Wish

What happens when someone makes a wish to be Fairy-Tailed on their Birthday Eve?

It’s up to Suzie and her fairies-in-training to see that the wish is granted. But when fairy dust meets toilet paper, things don’t always go as planned. Dashing up and zooming down, tying knots and winding around, a nighttime mission can quickly go wrong and wake a sleeping child. Will Suzie and her fairies escape in time before they are discovered?

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Megan Pighetti resides in Colorado with her husband and their two daughters. She wrote this charming story in hopes of bringing their family’s birthday tradition to your family. The original Birthday Fairy began back in the 1980s and hopes to spread her love and joy to children everywhere.

About Bell Hammers

“Remmy’s life of constant schemes and pranks and a lifelong feud with classmate Jim Johnstone and the local oil drilling company proves consequential. This is a hoot.”
– Publisher’s Weekly

Finalist for Glimmer Train’s Fiction Open.

PRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS.

AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.

Remmy grows up with Beth in Bellhammer, Illinois as oil and coal companies rob the land of everything that made it paradise. Under his Grandad, he learns how to properly prank his neighbors, friends, and foes. Beth tries to fix Remmy by taking him to church. Under his Daddy, Remmy starts the Bell Hammer Construction Company, which depends on contracts from Texarco Oil. And Beth argues with him about how to build a better business. Together, Remmy and Beth start to build a great neighborhood of “merry men” carpenters: a paradise of s’mores, porch furniture, newborn babies, and summer trips to Branson where their boys pop the tops off of the neighborhood’s two hundred soda bottles. Their witty banter builds a kind of castle among a growing nostalgia.

Then one of Jim Johnstone’s faulty Texarco oil derricks falls down on their house and poisons their neighborhood’s well.

Poisoned wells escalate to torched dog houses. Torched dog houses escalate to stolen carpentry tools and cancelled contracts. Cancelled contracts escalate to eminent domain. Sick of the attacks from Texaco Oil on his neighborhood, Remmy assembles his merry men:

“We need the world’s greatest prank. One grand glorious jest that’ll bloody the nose of that tyrant. Besides, pranks and jokes don’t got no consequences, right?”

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Two excerpts of Lancelot Schaubert’s (lanceschaubert.org) debut novel BELL HAMMERS sold to The New Haven Review ( Yale’s Institute Library ) and The Misty Review, while a third excerpt was selected as a finalist for the last Glimmer Train Fiction Open in history. He has also sold poetry, fiction, and nonfiction to TOR (MacMillan), The Anglican Theological Review, McSweeney’s, Poker Pro’s World Series Edition, The Poet’s Market, Writer’s Digest, and many similar markets.

Spark + Echo chose him for their 2019 artist in residency, commissioning him to write four short stories.

He has published work in anthologies like Author in Progress, Harry Potter for Nerds, and Of Gods and Globes — the last of which he edited and featured stories by Juliet Marillier (whose story was nominated for an Aurealis award), Anne Greenwood Brown, Dr. Anthony Cirilla, LJ Cohen, FC Shultz, and Emily Munro. His work Cold Brewed reinvented the photonovel for the digital age and caught the attention of the Missouri Tourism Board who commissioned him to write and direct a second photonovel, The Joplin Undercurrent, in partnership with award-winning photographer, Mark Neuenschwander.

He remains a committed husband to the grooviest girl on earth and is a public advocate for more free range trees. You know, Ents.

About Orthodox Theology and Technology: A Profoundly Gifted Autobiography

The book, like most of my books, is in fact a collection of originally independent works drawn in to a single center of gravity. In this case it includes the following works:

“About the Author:” my website’s author biography. Some people have found it significant that I claim not some uniqueness, but the glory and shame of being a human being.

“An Author’s Musing Memoirs About His Work: Retrospective Reflections, Retracings, and Retractions,” a set of musing memoirs at midlife.

“Character Sheet.” I am intentionally no longer a gamer, but a character sheet with a bit of fantasy is something that some reader will instantly connect with.

“An Interview with the Author by… the Author Himself!” It might be read with the “Cosmic Patriot” work of “Why I’m Glad I’m Living Now, at This Place, at This Time, in This World”

“Orthodox Theology and Technology: A Profoundly Gifted Autobiography” offers a single autobiography in a more conventional sense.

“Appendix A: Recommended Works” is intended to give the reader a head start in navigating my voluminous output. It covers which works to read first.

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The author has a first master’s bridging math and computers from UIUC, and transitioned to a second master’s bridging theology and philosophy from Cambridge. This is part of the trajectory that started him as the local Unix guru in high school and someone who could do almost anything with technology, to exploring what it means to be human in the Orthodox Church. There is a famous saying among Orthodox, almost a John 3:16 for its significance, “God and the Son of God became Man and the Son of Man that men and the sons of men might become gods and the sons of God.” One tangent that has been rightly repeated is, “Christ did not only become man so that he might make me divine. He also became man so that I might become more fully human.”

There is a lot of humanity that is lost in our technological bubble, and we are living in a singularity. This author biography will interest both readers of biographies and people wanting to get a little bit better a handle on technology and know in what directions to venture.

About Immortal Blood: Book 1 of The Immortal Descendants

A true-blood heir of an otherwise extinct fae bloodline, a thousand-year-old magic spell, and a lycan attack—now my eyes are wide open to a world full of monsters.

I have an innate fear of fangs, so when I learn that the super-hot guy that saved me is a vampire hybrid, I’m just as scared as I was when my life was hanging in the balance. But it’s not just him that makes me hot under the collar as I find out what I missed over the centuries.

Turns out, it’s not just lycans who want to take a bite out of me. As every monster takes an interest in me, I soon learn my blood is a curse. And as I learn about my history, it’s not only myself I need to worry about… The truth of what I am places my friends and family in danger, too.

But it’s the vampire royals, with their ridiculous demands, that leave me in the most perilous situation of all. If I pay their price, I turn traitor to my nation. But fighting back means I may have to sacrifice the two things that matter more to me than life itself.

If you like Jennifer L. Armentrout and Bella Forrest, you’ll want to dive right into this new paranormal series.

So scroll up and one-click Immortal Blood now.

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International bestselling author Toni Cox writes epic fantasy, urban fantasy, and paranormal romance, among others.
Born in Germany, she now lives in South Africa with her husband, six dogs, and two cats.

Toni started writing her popular Elemental Trilogy after being diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis in 2013 and has been writing books ever since.

Due to her illness, she no longer goes horseriding, but it hasn’t diminished her love for the magnificent creatures, which has turned her into an avid collector of everything horse.

Toni is a firm believer in dragons.

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