About Arrndgros by Pyotr Andreyev

Orcs. Savage and brutal. Ferocious in battle. Mindless monsters to be feared—or better yet, obliterated—by those who meet them.

The truth, as always, is more complex. Violent though orcish culture is, the tribes have their own rich culture, spiritual life, and traditions. Some inhabit the highlands and mountains. Others live a hunter-gatherer existence in thick forestlands, while still others sail the seas, raiding for what they need.

Different though their tribes may be, orcs share many attributes. Theirs are warrior cultures, where strength, bravery, and skill in battle are prized. And all share a feeling known only to orcs preparing for battle—the indefinable emotion known as arrndgros.

Over the course of a year, some will undergo rites of manhood. Others will seek to reclaim land lost to an old enemy. Tribes will gather. Wars will erupt, sweep over the land, and subside. And the spirit of arrndgros will fill the hearts of warriors—for glory, death, or both.

Basing Arrndgros on ancient warrior societies, author Pyotr Andreyev reveals the rich cultural lives of fantasy’s most reviled monsters. Discover orcs as you’ve never seen them—proud, loyal, courageous, and, yes, brutal. Discover the warrior’s emotion. Discover arrndgros.

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Pyotr Andreyev grew up in the rural midwest United States. His military experience exposed him to conflict, extreme hardship, and conflicting cultures—experiences that found expression in Arrndgros.

Now married, Andreyev lives with his growing family.

About Fractured: Part 1 by E.J. Adams and Amanda Meadows

Can passionate young love heal two fractured lives?

Amber Holloway has always had to make her own way in the world. Hunter Webb comes from a wealthy family, but was raised to be generous and caring. When Hunter comes to Amber’s aid outside the art building of their college, an immediate attraction sparks a passionate new relationship. The only question is if love can survive their personal demons and the malicious intentions of others.

Get this unforgettable steamy romance you will be telling your friends about, and readers are praising: “WOW what a brilliant book.” | “Fascinating plot.” | “Great start to a new series!”

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E.J. Adams is the author of several successful New Adult Romance series, with over 400,000 eBooks downloaded to date. She is a romantic at heart and likes her characters to find their Happily Ever After. Nonetheless, her books offer moments of drama, humor, and heartache along the way. E.J.’s leading men are strong, but flawed, males. Her leading women are sweet, smart, and independent. E.J. writes romance you can get swept up by and takes you away.

Amanda Meadows is a new author, but has been writing since she was a child. She is excited about beginning her career as an independent author with top-selling New Adult Romance author E.J. Adams.

About Killing Tomorrow by Peter Hill

Not all global pandemics happen by accident.

At first all high-profile TV journalist Fleur Nichols and microbiologist Dr. Simone Gofre have in common is a powerful and self-absorbed devotion to their partners.

But in their dangerously overpopulated world ISIS struggles on, Al Qaeda has been reborn and the war on terror continues, ever more vicious and amoral.

In the outer reaches of the CIA, where Don Costello operates, and the inner sanctum of MI5, where Wenna Cavendish is Head of the Eastern Desk, conflicting plans are put into operation.

When the worlds of the lovers, the terrorists and the Security Services collide, potent emotional bonds are shattered and the effect on their world, and ours, is catastrophic.

If you’re reading this, it hasn’t happened…

Yet.

Killing Tomorrow, the first book in the ‘Evolution’s Path’ series, which depicts an alternative apocalyptic vision of the future, is an international terrorist thriller set in the near future with a fast moving storyline that alternates between Britain, America, Pakistan and New Zealand.

Peter’s new novel, is alarmingly prescient and relevant to circumstances in today’s world.

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About Dying Days:

Sunny Florida, beautiful beaches, no traffic on A1A… Zombies roaming the dunes in search of the living… Darlene Bobich in a fight to survive, find food, safety and ammo for her Desert Eagle before its too late… the undead are coming to exterminate the human race…

Dying Days are upon us… The Undead Roam the Earth… Searching for the living in an apocalyptic wasteland

Now includes both “Darlene Bobich: Zombie Killer” and the first “Dying Days” zombie novellas in one release!

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Armand Rosamilia is a New Jersey boy currently living in sunny Florida, where he writes when he’s not sleeping. He’s happily married to a woman who helps his career and is supportive, which is all he ever wanted in life…

He’s written over 150 stories that are currently available, including horror, zombies, contemporary fiction, thrillers and more. His goal is to write a good story and not worry about genre labels.

He runs a very successful podcast on Project iRadio, too…

Arm Cast: Dead Sexy Horror Podcast – interviewing fellow authors as well as filmmakers, musicians, etc.

He also loves to talk in third person… because he’s really that cool.

About Red Surf:

Private Investigator Leah Ryan is on a much needed vacation. A week in Bass Bay, Maine. Nothing but sun, sand and relaxation. No missing people. No murder. No stress.

But an hour into her vacation, Leah almost swims into a dead girl. Shark bites on the victim indicate a horrific shark attack, but closer inspection of the remains suggest that sharks aren’t the only predators in Bass Bay.

As the bodies of more young women wash up on the beach, Leah is about to find out that murder doesn’t take a vacation.

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Tracy Sharp grew up in a small mining town in Northern Ontario, Canada, where there wasn’t much to do except dress warmly and write stories to entertain herself.

She is fond of thrilling novels, bellowing out her favorite songs in the car, iced coffee, flamethrowers and Slinkies.

She lives in Upstate NY with her family

About Escape: The First Omnibus WTF I-III:

ESCAPE is the first Omnibus containing: Vol 1 Escaping The Dead, Vol 2 Tales of The Forgotten and Vol 3 Only the Dead Live Forever in one cover.

A page-turning zombie slasher Series with over 1,300 five-star reviews on Amazon: From the outbreak in Afghanistan to the struggles at sea. Brad and his comrades realize the war for humanity has only just begun. And there’s no guarantee any of them will survive the long journey home…

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W. J. Lundy is a still serving Veteran of the U.S. Military with service in Afghanistan. He has over 15 years of combined service with the Army and Navy in Europe, the Balkans and Southwest Asia. W.J. is an avid athlete, writer, backpacker and shooting enthusiast. He currently resides with his wife and daughter in Central Michigan.

About 10 Days to Superhuman Confidence:

You can build indomitable confidence that gets you the life you want. You can face your fears, talk to attractive people you want to meet, take risks, and eliminate your self-doubt.

This isn’t just a usual self-help book. It’s a proven guide for changing your beliefs about yourself, happily facing your fears, and building the life you desire.

How many amazing opportunities have you missed because shyness or fear prevented you from simply starting a conversation or expressing yourself?

Would you like to feel ASSERTIVE?, CONFIDENT?, LOVED?, VALUED?, RESPECTED?, AMBITIOUS?, OPTIMISTIC?

If yes, then you MUST read 10 Days to Superhuman Confidence!

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Author Bio:
Adam Rockman is a self-improvement coach with more than 8 years of experience teaching others how to face their fears and build positive habits.

Adam’s various interests include studying the nature of consciousness, world history, martial arts, yoga, logic, psychology, weightlifting, and studying various languages for fun.

His passion is to test the boundaries of his own comfort zone and challenge others to do the same. He has developed numerous original techniques for helping people overcome limiting beliefs and improving their lives.

About The Czar’s Egg:

In a city full of superheroes there is only one man trying to balance the scales of justice. Private Detective Jack Story.
A former superhero wants Jack to find her husband. A husband that disappeared chasing a Faberge egg rumored to have mystical powers and is a former supervillain.

But as Jack investigates, he uncovers the Egg’s long sinister history and the trail of bodies left in its wake. A history of sudden shifts in fortune followed by brutal deaths going back to the original owner, Nicholas II the Last Czar of Russia. Even a professional cynic like Jack has to admit that perhaps those powers aren’t just an urban legend.

After the husband turns up dead in a cheap motel, Jack finds himself in a race against time to stop the killer from getting The Czar’s Egg, an artifact that can grant anything the owner desires, even ultimate power.

The Czar’s Egg is the first book in a Private Detective series set in a world of superheroes. If you like hard boiled detectives, dames, and superheroes who try to get away with murder, you’ll love the world of Jack Story.

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Samuel Goldwyn thought that no one should write their autobiography until after they were dead. Kajol rather famously said that only self-obsessed people write autobiographies. Mia Farrow said that the only thing she enjoyed writing was her autobiography. JM Coetzee said that all writing is autobiographical. Some unknown writer said that writing an autobiography was akin to using quotes in an essay.

I’m not really sure what they meant by that.

But what about me?

Well, I was born in Chicago. I spent my childhood in rural Illinois, running in the endless cornfields. Just before I made it into puberty, my mother moved my sister and I to Minneapolis. I spent my formative angsty teen years in the Land of 10,000 Lakes.

Did you know there’s more than 10,000 lakes in Minnesota? Yeah, they’ve only actually named 10,000 them. There are still lakes out there. Unnamed lakes. Who knows what lurks in them…

From there I joined the Army. I was a driver of an M1-A1 tank. Yeah, it was cool. I ran over trees!! Shortly after leaving the service, I met a nice young woman and we moved to Texas. We’ve been together ever since. We have two boys with hair like sunshine, eyes that match the sky, and love nothing more than adventure. I’ve worked in comic book shops, big box retail stores, major telecoms, boutique advertising companies, and as a freelance copy writer.

Oh, and I’m allergic to cats, dogs, birds, molds, grasses, and just about 87% of the planet.

About The Master’s Maid:

Elizabeth is a student working hard to make ends meet. When she foolishly decides to take a shower in a stranger’s bathroom, it has consequences she did not foresee.

This is a Cinderalla erotica story of bdsm erotica, an alpha male billionaire and a submissive woman.

Readers of this tale risk shortage of breath, hot flushes and wet panties.

Contains adult content. For mature readers only.

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Simone Leigh is English but has lived in Spain for the last few years.

Here, she divides her time between working on her tan, decorating her beautiful villa, writing erotica and swimming naked in her swimming pool

About Stalking Jack by Madison Kent:

In August of 1888, one of the most notorious murderers of all time made his mark known to the world through the heinous slaying of five women in the slums of Whitechapel, England. Madeline Donovan is about to arrive in London just as Jack the Ripper’s first victim appears, mutilated with her throat sliced clear to the bone. The purpose of Madeline’s trip to London changes after that, and she goes into the streets of Whitechapel to ferret out any information about this menace.
She is still aboard the SS City of New York when word reaches the ship about the murders, and her intent to embrace solitude is then cast off. She has a chance encounter with Jonathan Franks, a reporter from the New York Times, who has been sent to cover the story. She also meets some dowager ladies, who will seek her help to find their niece, Polly Nichols. She has been lost to the streets, living in Whitechapel as a prostitute. When they learn of the recent murders in Whitechapel, they are determined to find her and bring her home.
Madeline journeys to the seedy side of London to the streets of Whitechapel. She’s determined to stop the demon, Jack.

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Madison Kent is the author of the Madeline Donovan historical mystery series. These books include Stalking Jack, The Harrison, The Mystery at Belle Magnolia, Some Saints Prey, Silver Bells Slaying and the soon to be released in October, A Smidgeon of Ghosts.
Her roots are from Chicago where she began writing as a young girl at the Humboldt Park Library in Chicago. She now resides in Tampa.

About The Other Wife by Kathleen Irene Paterka

Will a husband’s betrayal lead to a woman’s revenge?

Eleanor has a beautiful home, a successful marriage of 38 years, and a tranquil life. She isn’t expecting any surprises; certainly not to find her husband dead in bed beside her from a massive heart attack. It’s a devastating discovery, but not as much as the shock when Eleanor learns the truth about her husband’s secret life.

Claire isn’t your average 30-something. She has a successful career, a handsome husband, and two babies at home. But nothing prepares Claire for the horrible reality of discovering that the life she’d led was all a lie, fostered by a husband who promised to love and cherish her forever… or so she thought.

Two women from two generations, bound together by denial, anger, and grief. How far will their misery and fear push them? What happens when each of these women comes face-to-face with the other wife?

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About Off the Grid:

Off the Grid is the first book of five in The Jamie Keller Mystery Series.

In book one, the Keller siblings are forced to hide out in their deceased grandfather’s off -grid farm in rural Oregon, after their mother goes missing.

(Off the Grid has similar aspects to the new movie ‘Captain Fantastic’, though it was written years prior.)

I wrote the book in 2004 in hopes that it would make the world more thoughtful about engaging in war. . . Guess I should have done more advertising, eh?

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After years of working as a professional musician, I decided to tip the board, moving to an off-grid farm in rural Oregon.
My goal was to start a million dollar lavender business, but unexpected company arrived early on; the Keller’s moved into my head.
Now, I have, single-handedly, grown a field of lavender and though I do sell products (that folks really do seem to enjoy), I don’t focus on the business as much as I should because those dang Keller’s are always whispering in my ear.
I hope, dear Reader, they are as alive for you as they are for me.

Off the Grid will be free, (and darn well worth it), on August 26th and 27th.

Thanks in advance for reading…oh, and reviewing!!!

About Tom’s Inheritance by TJ Green:

When Tom accidentally crosses to the Otherworld in search of his missing grandfather, he meets the mysterious woman who has been appearing in his dreams – Vivian, the Lady of the Lake. She tells him he must travel to Avalon and wake King Arthur from his enchanted sleep. Something dark is stalking the old forest and Vivian needs Arthur’s help.
The journey is filled with danger, strange magic, powerful alliances and an ancient enemy. Tom’s life may never be the same again.
A magical tale for older children and all lovers of Arthurian legend.

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T.J. Green grew up in England and now lives in the Hutt Valley near Wellington, New Zealand, with her partner Jason and her cat Sacha. Tom’s Inheritance is her first book, and she is currently working on a follow up.
When not writing she enjoys reading, gardening, shopping and yoga.

About Bear Fire:

JACKIE: She’s had something precious stolen from her, and she’ll do anything to get it back. Even if it means leaving her home and becoming a thief. When she finally steals back what was taken from her and goes on the run, the evil man that originally stole it from her goes after her, and her flight leads her to Pine Ridge on a cold spring night. There she meets Matt.

MATT: Matt is a veteran with a tortured past, but he’s trying to put his dark times behind him and focus on building a new life with the Pine Ridge bear shifters. His own bear is lonely, though, and calls out for its mate. When he meets Jackie, his bear groans in longing. But Jackie wants no part of Matt — she’s got other priorities. And an enemy on her trail. Can Matt help her achieve her goal before her enemy finds her? And is there hope that his bear can ever find its mate?

Find out today! This is a standalone HEA BBW bear shifter paranormal romance short novel of 33,000 words, fourth in the Pine Ridge Bear Shifter series.

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I write paranormal romance with sassy heroines, sexy alpha male shifters and steamy encounters. I live with my own cubs and sexy alpha male in the beautiful Texas Hill Country.

About Dirty Work by Sophie Brooks:

Needed: A hot guy with a huge toolbox

She’s about to blow a fuse…
When Fiona ends a fight with her boyfriend Jake by telling him to get out, he takes her flash of temper seriously. Now he’s her ex-boyfriend, and she’s all alone in a house that’s falling apart.

He needs a cold shower when he’s around her…
Jake is a skilled handyman, and he’s still Fiona’s friend. He doesn’t mind working on the house… but when he turns up the heat on their friendship, Fiona must make a difficult decision.

This house could be their home…
Friends with benefits is exciting, but it isn’t enough for Fiona. Not when it comes to Jake. She wants so much more from him.

This steamy, romantic standalone novella has a happy ending. It will be free on August 26-28, 2016.

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Sophie enjoys reading, writing, seeking, and dreaming about romance! She feels most likely to experience the romantic side of life while traveling to new cities, hiking through the mountains, or making new friends.

About Children Know Success. Do you?:

Come along a remarkable journey that challenges and inspires you to discover and free your inner child. The wealth of knowledge will boost a lifetime worth of happiness and empower you to achieve all of your dreams. Act now because this new non-fiction book will teach you the secret of success.

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Nick Britton has served multiple positions in his career, however; being a preschool teacher was one of the greatest. He served as an advocate at the state level for children and special education. He is a graduate of the oldest private military academy in the nation, Norwich University, earning a Bachelor of Arts (BA) and a Bachelor of Science (BS) and received his Master of Education (M.Ed) from the University of Vermont. He has several professional publications, hosts weekly networking events, and has given public speaking engagements in multiple regions of the country.
After discussion with a former colleague, Elizabeth, the Global Real Estate Asset Team (GREAT) Opportunity Realty was founded in August 2015. After fully involving himself in networking events throughout South Florida, and many sleepless nights, GREAT Opportunity Realty exploded to one of the fastest growing real estate brokerages in Florida. By the time January 2016 came GREAT Opportunity Realty was managing over 350 units and new entity was formed to focus on some larger projects, GREAT Opportunity Management.

A former college football player where he won several championships, Nick stills enjoy working out and the game of football. His community involvement through the years started at a young age when he received the rank of Eagle Scout, to volunteering for the Special Olympics, and still advocates and donates to many Veteran non profits.

About DETROIT RULES by Linda Style:

STREET LAW series, book 1
Not everyone plays by the rules…

Disillusioned attorney turned private investigator Charlie Street’s life shattered when her father was convicted of murder and killed in prison. Convinced he was framed, she vowed to find who was responsible and see them pay.

Detective Remington Malone’s best friend has disappeared…the case has gone cold, but nothing, not even the threat of losing his job, can keep Remy from investigating. And as the bodies of his snitches start piling up, it’s clear someone besides the chief of police wants to stop him.

Remy needs the best PI in town, and that’s Charlie Street. Except there’s bad blood between the investigator and Detroit’s finest. The last thing Charlie wants is to work with a cop. But when she sees a link between Remy’s case and her father’s…it’s a job she can’t refuse. Soon, Charlie and Remy are mired in the dark world of human trafficking, running from the mob―and fixed in the crosshairs of a killer.

DETROIT RULES is the first book in Linda Style’s explosive new STREET LAW series. A ticked-off mob boss, cops on the take, seduction, betrayal, and murder—it will take a lot more than money to fix this Motor City problem.

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Linda Style is a multiple Award-Winning, National Bestselling author with over a million copies sold worldwide. With an education in behavioral science and in journalism, Linda has worked in a number of jobs, from social services to Director of a state mental health program, to magazine editor. She’s also worked as a writing instructor at Bootcamp for Novelists, an online writing school she co-founded in 2004. But, she says, nothing compares with writing her stories of mystery, suspense, romance, and intrigue. Her books—often described as riveting, emotional, page—turners, won several awards, including the prestigious Daphne du Maurier Award of Excellence, the Orange Rose award for Best Book of the Year, and the HOLT Award of Merit. When not writing, Linda admits to being a travel junkie, a passion that’s taken her all over the world and allows her to indulge in her other passion…photography. A Minnesota native, she now lives with her family in Arizona, where she likes to play tennis and hike in the mountains—the best place in the world to think up more stories.

About Bear Necessities (BBW / Bear Shifter Romance) (Bear Fursuits Book 1) by Isadora Montrose:

Hard muscled bear, Marine Jack Enright has returned from his top secret undercover mission in Uzbekistan just too late. After years of absence, his mate believes him dead. Can he track lush bodied Hannah down before she shares her buxom delights with some other bear?

Bearshifter Hannah Metcalfe is tired of pining for her long-gone fated mate. If she can’t forget her sexy bad-boy, she can still have a romp with some other shifter and make the babies she longs for.

Bear Necessities is Book 1 in the Bear Fursuits series. Read all 6 books! Bear Necessities will be FREE Aug 26 & 27!

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Isadora Montrose has a passion for romance and an eye for the beautiful mountains of the Northwest. She writes hot Paranormal Romance about sexy shifters and the strong women whose hearts they win.

Her aim is to make you laugh out loud and satisfy your innermost desires. There’ll always be hearts pounding in unison, and a whole lot of spice, you can count on that!

A huge fan of Golden Age detective novels as well as historical romance, Isadora is as much a reader as a writer, and she’s got the overflowing bookshelves to prove it!

About The Liberian Agenda:

What if the person you married neglected to mention he was a member of a notorious family of Liberian arms dealers?
Sonia Johnson, native New Yorker, attorney, and daughter of a U.S. Senator, never expected to find herself a virtual prisoner in Liberia, but her husband – the country’s new president by way of coup d’etat – won’t let her take their son back to the States. The only way for her to protect him from her husband’s enemies is to spy on her new family for the C.I.A. If she gets caught, her son will grow up without a mother – if he grows up at all.

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The oldest of six children, L. J. Taylor grew up in New York City. As a child, she escaped her noisy siblings by voraciously reading every book in her parents’ collection and every romance novel she could check out of the public library. Her tastes later expanded to include classics, spy novels, and thrillers. Inspired by the stories she read, she began writing poetry and song lyrics and even tried to write a fantasy novel at the tender age of 13. She began writing novels as an adult during National November Writing Month in 2007 and has been chugging along ever since. When she’s not writing, L. J. practices law in Miami, Florida.

About It’s Just Business… The Romancing of Ahjumma: 2 Weeks in Busan by Wanda Voy:

Twenty years ago, Ki Soo came to South Korea to redefine herself. Today, she is an aggressive and very successful chairman of a large advertising agency in Seoul. Lee Ho-Jun is climbing the corporate ladder rather quickly, but not rapidly enough for his liking. He wants to strengthen his position in Seoul’s business community, and Ki Soo is his means to that end. An arrangement is made and assessed for two weeks during a networking conference in Busan. Their partnership is tested as Lee Ho-Jun wants more than the agreed upon terms and demons from their individual pasts surface.

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Wanda Voy is a mass of conflicting impulses. As such, she finds her hands in many projects, all at the same time. The fact she actually completes a project from time to time is kind of amazing.