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V Plague: Origins by Dirk Patton
V Plague: Origins by Dirk Patton
With over 1,500 combined reviews averaging 4.7 stars, don’t miss the opportunity to get all three, full-length novels that chronicle the beginning of the edge of your seat thrill-ride that is the V Plague series!
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Dirk Patton is the best selling author of the V Plague and 36 series.
Visitor by Rex Bromfield
About Visitor by Rex Bromfield
A same-sex Pregnancy
Jane and Freema plan to have their biologically true child together without a man.
Trouble is, having children in the new Mars settlement is against mission rules, and the tech needed is 36 million miles away on Earth.
Their solution: Jane will return to Earth to have the delicate DNA work done on the sly.
But dark forces await her arrival with other plans.
Alone in a startling future when everyone lives to 200, when gender is no longer a thing, when no one works, travel is instantaneous, and the partying never ends, Jane searches the dark side of Old New York City for a black-market clinic. Soon she is drawn into a perilous encounter with those who would corrupt her plans and enslave her to their ends.
Visitor is a personal story of intrigue, daring and courage. A must read for anyone concerned with technology and its clash with traditional beliefs.
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Originally, I was a screen writer and director. My first feature film, “Love At First Sight”, Dan Aykroyd’s first film, was invited to Filmex in Los Angeles by the American Film Institute. I directed many children’s TV episodes in British Columbia Canada. (Full film and TV credits at IMDB.com search Rex Bromfield). I escaped the movie business in the 1990s, to startup The Funny Face SoftBook Company Ltd.. My brilliant little team of young artists and programmers (mostly women) helped me create a languageless musical painting app for preschoolers entitled “Paint ‘N’ Play” which won The Newmedia Invision Award, Newsweek’s Editor’s Choice Award and Parenting Magazine’s Magic Software Award.
My short stories have been published in various journals in the U.S. and the U.K., and my creepy story Hearing the Meat won first place in the 2015 Plymouth Writer’s Group International Short Story Competition in the U.K.
Functioning Hot Mess: Embrace Your Inner Chaos and Be Enough in a World that Says You’re Not by Tonya Murray
About Functioning Hot Mess: Embrace Your Inner Chaos and Be Enough in a World that Says You’re Not by Tonya Murray
Have you ever felt that no matter what you do or how hard you try, you’ll never be enough? This book will show you that you are enough and you always have been.
Do you work hard to live up to everyone’s expectations but keep coming up short? Do you feel like you’ve become the person everyone expects you to be, and you’re miserable? Author and confidence coach, Tonya Murray, spent over a decade learning how to overcome the belief that she wasn’t good enough. Let her story show you how to calm your inner chaos and live your best life.
This book will help you improve your relationships, focus on what matters most to you, and have more self-confidence. You’ll learn to take charge of your life and let go of the beliefs that don’t serve you.
Functioning Hot Mess will encourage you to:
*identify and challenge expectations placed on you
*decide what truly matters to you
*start living according to your expectations
*focus on what you’re doing right
*take ownership of your life and create one that makes you happy
Big changes start with small shifts in your mind and heart. Learn from the personal transformation stories in this sassy and unorthodox book and you’ll immediately notice a change in the way you view your life. You’ll feel your self-confidence grow and begin to hold your head high as you create the life you’ve always wanted.
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To the core, Tonya is a teacher. She grew up around teachers, and even as a little girl, some of her best friends were her teachers. By the time she went to college, teaching was in her blood along with a love of learning. If time and money were unlimited, she would have been a professional student. It wasn’t until she buckled down and graduated that she understood not all learning happens in the classroom. She realized that people are our best teachers.
For over a decade, Tonya has helped children and families impacted by childhood trauma. Having lived through her own toxic and violent relationships, she’s seen how a lack of self-love can affect every aspect of our lives.
Through writing and public speaking, Tonya shares the lessons she’s learned in both her professional and personal life. She believes that increasing the confidence of one will cause a positive ripple effect on the lives of many.
Tonya lives in Utah with her three boys where they spend as much time outdoors as possible. Occasionally she finds time to escape on her motorcycle.
Magnolia Gods, River Sunday Romance Mysteries, Book 2
About Magnolia Gods, River Sunday Romance Mysteries, Book 2
On July 4, 1946, Navy Captain Edward Lawson stole a secret seaplane for Soviet Union spies, but he and the plane crashed at sea. When historian Mike Howard is pressured by Lawson’s grandson, Jesse, from River Sunday, Maryland, to search for the traitor’s corpse, he refuses. However, Jesse convinces him there is more to the story. Mike’s investigation causes deadly threats from a large aircraft manufacturer, and Mike and his pilot pal, Robin, narrowly escape a team of killers. They know they must uncover the truth about Lawson and his airplane and bring it to someone they can trust.
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Thomas Hollyday (1942-present grew up in the southern atmosphere of the Eastern Shore of Maryland with its maritime and military heritage. He studied writing with Elliott Coleman at the prestigious Johns Hopkins Writing Seminars and with Michael Curtis of the Atlantic Monthly. He served with distinction in Vietnam and became a successful international businessman. He also drew illustrations for national magazines and published Chesapeake maritime and Civil War history. He currently edits you tube videos and WordPress blogs for animal water rights and for book reviews. Two of his books have featured his humorous Animal Viewpoint Cartoons. In his River Sunday Romance Mysteries the underlying theme suggests human settlers since prehistoric times in the Chesapeake region have left a mist of legend and history that permeates its modern stories. At the same time his characters face the power of modern technology for good and evil. Each novel, located in the small town of River Sunday, Maryland, records the continuing beautiful nature of the area. His writing portrays today's problems, conflicts, and memorable local characters with their loves and their combat with evil. His five star book reviews are listed on Amazon Kindle and his radio and television interviews are shown in his Amazon Author Page.
Shelter by Zachary Montgomery
About Shelter by Zachary Montgomery
What will happen when all the money in the world becomes worthless?
Before the collapse we were powerful, wealthy, greedy. As America ushered in a new progressive age the unfathomable greed of our government became a detriment to our future. We saw the dollar strong, a pillar of perfection unable to fail; until it became worthless. While other nations thrived converting to cryptocurrency we struggled to eat, to drink, to survive. Then, without warning, all the crypto vanished setting all accounts to zero – The Reset.
A panic took hold of the world as secure infrastructure began to fail. Riots led to mass civil unrest as citizens took whatever they could to survive by any means necessary. As the major urban metros began to fail, systems were in place to prolong their inevitable demise, a dystopia ruled by martial law to push back the approaching apocalypse.This became our downfall, our doomsday, our quiet end to the world we once knew. The ruins of a failed world are now home, a place of freedom and opportunity where our future is ours alone to craft. Beyond the divide of what remains is hope, is a light, and the truth behind how it all came crashing down. As we seek shelter there hides those responsible for the death of our world.
Shelter follows three perspectives – Scott as he works for the gangs in the south side of Chicago, Andrew plotting his escape from his family’s estate, and Dani through her diary entries. While Scott struggle with his morality, Andrew fights to prove he is a man capable of venturing out to the new, ruined world. Dani’s diary chronicles the events leading to the Reset.
Shelter details the dystopian end of the world in a realistic fashion. The apocalyptic landscape is riddled with dangers for our heroes to overcome as the navigate their survival in a socially divided world.
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I was born and raised in the Inland Empire in southern California. Growing up I would spend hours with pen to paper writing stories. Wanting to see the world outside my (at the time) small town of Menifee, CA, I enlisted in the US Army upon graduating high school. Once my contract was up I returned to civilian life so I could be closer to my family while advancing my education.
I am a veteran, ad father to two wonderful boys, and finally a published author. Video games have always been my favorite medium to engage in a gripping narrative. In my free time I make content on YouTube and Live stream on Twitch with my show “I Will Argue With Anyone About Anything.”
Drostan, The Mackintoshes of Willowbrae Castle, by Gwyn Brodie. The Highland Moon Series, Book 6
About Drostan, The Mackintoshes of Willowbrae Castle, by Gwyn Brodie. The Highland Moon Series, Book 6
There’s a madman going about Scotland murdering young women of high status. Who will be his next victim?
Drostan Mackintosh, the heir apparent to Willowbrae Castle and the next Mackintosh chief, rescues Lady Isobel Fraser from highwaymen bent on stealing her mare. Once he learns she’s female and not a lad as she portrayed herself to be, he gives her a good scolding for going out riding alone.
Isobel is quite taken with the handsome Highlander, and when their paths cross a second time, she realizes he’s the only man she would ever wed. But just how does one go about catching a husband?
Even though Drostan is not looking to wed anytime soon, he finds himself attracted to the lovely Lady Isobel, but she is unconventional, independent, and as wild as a wee wildcat. And Drostan pities the poor fool who tries to tame her. Then why can’t he get her off his mind?
By the time Drostan realizes Isobel’s father is about to betroth her to Marcus Anderson, the next Earl of Kinkirk, and a man Drostan despises, he has fallen hard for the dark-haired lass and vows to stop the betrothal. And when he learns there’s a killer beneath Willowbrae’s very roof, he places his own life in peril to protect that of Isobel’s.
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Gwyn Brodie lives in the beautiful mountains of Western North Carolina along with her husband, three dogs, Bella the cat, her fish, and four pet chickens, which she calls “Henry and his three wives.” When she’s not writing Scottish historical romance, she reads, works in her flowers, and travels to Scotland whenever she can.
Enlightenment
This one time at immortal camp…
An exhilarating paranormal fantasy, action-adventure, magical realism thrill ride. You’ll be weak in knees with romance feels swooning and on the edge of your seat cheering as they train for the Immortal Testing. It’s like a thousand ways to die with dark comedy and scenes that will make you blush. There also may be cannibalism, dinosaurs, rat spiders, tar lizards and stone lions that hack up ice loogies. Welcome to Immortal Testing. The new Ankh are about to be dropped into a floating crypt the size of New York city in another world full of their worst nightmares, where they must die thousands of times to prove they’re capable of being Immortal. This is not a fairy tale. This is a nightmare.
Warning
The information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this book may inadvertently trigger your Correction. If you show great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the three Guardians of the in-between. For your soul’s protection, you must join one of three Clans of immortals on earth. You are totally still reading this, aren’t you? You’ve got this. Welcome to the Children Of Ankh Series Universe.
A comic romp through the afterlife with three Clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes who battle while collecting partially immortal teenagers as they survive the exterminations of their family lines on their sixteenth year. If they’ve impressed the Guardians of the in-between with their bravery, they shall be granted a second chance at life as sacrificial lambs for the greater good. They must join one of three Clans of immortals living on earth and can be stolen at random by any other Clan until their eighteenth birthday. Plot twist…To prove their partially mortal brains are capable of grasping immortality, they will be dropped into an Immortal Testing, which is basically a simulation of their own personal hells. Like rats in a maze made of nightmares and other ghastly depraved thoughts best left locked behind those mortal happy place filters, they must come out mentally intact after being murdered in thousands of increasingly creative ways.
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Kim Cormack is the always comedic author of the darkly twisted epic paranormal romance series, “The Children of Ankh.” She worked for over 16 years as an Early Childhood educator in preschool, daycare, and as an aid. She has M.S and has lived most of her life on Vancouver Island in beautiful British Columbia, Canada. She currently lives in the gorgeous little town of Port Alberni. She’s a single mom with two awesome kids. She has a son in grade 9 and a daughter in University at VIU. If you see her back away slowly and toss packages of hot sauce at her until you escape.
A personal note from the author…
I began writing this series shortly after my M.S diagnosis. I had many reasons to fight. I had incredible children, a wonderful family, and amazing friends but this series gave me a purpose. Whenever things become dark, I use my imagination to find the light within myself. No matter what life throws your way, you are stronger than you believe. My hope is that the character’s strength becomes an inner voice for the readers that need it. Stand back up and if you can’t stand… Rise up within yourself. We are all beautiful just as we are. We are all immortal.
All heroes are born from the embers that linger after the fire of great tragedy…
She slept a dreamless sleep free of dragons for she had slain them once again…
Renal Diet Cookbook: The Ultimate Easy-To-Follow Guide With 100+ Low Sodium, Low Potassium and Low Phosphorus Healthy Recipes to Manage Kidney Disease and Avoid Dialysis
About Renal Diet Cookbook: The Ultimate Easy-To-Follow Guide With 100+ Low Sodium, Low Potassium and Low Phosphorus Healthy Recipes to Manage Kidney Disease and Avoid Dialysis
Are you susceptible to kidney problems and want a solution?
Do you want to avoid using drugs and would rather have a more natural cure?
This book provides you with the perfect solution.
Kidney problems are among the most common complaints and millions of us suffer from them every year. At best they are a nuisance and can impact our daily lives, but at their worst, they can become chronic and even life-threatening. Thankfully there are ways for us to keep ourselves healthy, long before things go too far, and the best by far is through a carefully managed diet.
Who should read this book?
Anyone suffering from Renal Dysfunctions, diabetics or who wants to know more about healthy diets
People interested in healthy, quick and easy recipes to enjoy at home
Avid learners who are happy to learn how to treat Renal Dysfunctions with food
What do I learn from this book?
Inside this book, Renal Diet Cookbook: The Ultimate Easy-To-Follow Guide With 100+ Low Sodium, Low Potassium and Low Phosphorus Healthy Recipes to Manage Kidney Disease and Avoid Dialysis, you will discover how easy it can be to maintain your overall health, and particularly the health of your kidneys, through an innovative and exciting new diet, with chapters on:
The renal diet explained
The benefits of a renal diet for you
Treatment strategies for renal failure
Do’s and don’ts of a renal diet
What to eat and what to avoid
Tips to combat renal failure
100 fabulous and delicious recipes
And lots more…
With great ideas for every mealtime, you could soon be enjoying food like Chinese Chicken Salad, Watermelon Salsa or Beef Barley Soup, which will not only be great for your kidneys but that you will enjoy eating too.
Each recipe has been carefully selected and is ideal for anyone who suffers from kidney problems, or even if you are completely healthy and want to stay that way!
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Gordon Robbins is a chef, author and businessman who grew up in the Australian city of Perth and has studied under some of the best known chefs in the country. His work has taken him as far afield as Singapore, Tokyo and London and he is a regular contributor to many magazine on kidney health.
His interest in the subject came about following a diagnosis of a close friend and Gordon decided that he would do something to help. His research into kidney diseases showed that most of them could be avoided or tackled by a particular diet and he set about devising a meal plan.
The success of this prompted Gordon to do even more work and now his book, Renal Diet Cookbook: The Ultimate Easy-To-Follow Guide With 100+ Low Sodium, Low Potassium and Low Phosphorus Healthy Recipes to Manage Kidney Disease and Avoid Dialysis is available to help many more people to understand how this could help them.
In his free time Gordon enjoys the outdoor life, camping, hiking and climbing in the hills around his Tasmanian home. He lives with his wife, their two children and as many animals as they fit into their lives.
Gordon enjoys traveling whenever he can, meeting new people and getting ideas for more recipes that are delicious and that assist the body to fight disease. He plans to write even more in the future.
Lesbian Stalker Stalks Again
About Lesbian Stalker Stalks Again
Anne-Marie, the rules enforcing authority on the dorm floor, receives a noise complaint about Rosalie the Lesbian Stalker’s dorm room. The sound of loud sex! Anne-Marie investigates thinking where there’s sex there must be boys violating dorm code.
Anne-Marie sure won’t find any boys… but she will find lots of sex….
Rosalie the Lesbian Stalker hunted, seduced, and tamed three young women into becoming her roommate sex pets. She transformed her dorm room into her personal sexual paradise.
However, trouble knocks on Rosalie’s door at four in the morning and her name is Anne-Marie. She is the Resident Assistant and has the authority to kick Rosalie out of the dorms.
The problem of Anne-Marie could actually be an opportunity. Anne-Marie is a beauty!
Rosalie is a believer that when life gives you lemons you squeeze them hard and make lemonade. Can she put the squeeze on Anne-Marie and, if she can, what form could the “lemonade” take?
The lesbian stalker will stalk again….
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I write erotica. Sharing the inner thoughts and emotions of characters is the ultimate voyeurism.
I am a big believer in plot and character development.
I want the characters to be as real as possible. Character motivations drive the events and sexual activities.
Sex scenes are detailed and graphic. I want to always give a perfect picture of exactly what is happening and why and how and how the characters feel physically and emotionally.
I have two degrees and am dedicated to providing the highest quality erotica.
Much appreciation for any and all feedback (jordanchurch@mail.com) and customer reviews.
If you’re curious about my chosen name, I can tell you how it came about.
I was once an inanimate small Russian Orthodox church in Serafimovich in Volgograd Oblast. I was brought to life during a 3:00AM “witching hour” satanic rite conducted by a small cult that had never done much before and not much since. I am it’s lone claim to fame.
Although I promptly refused the cultist’s demands that I storm through the town leaving a path of destruction (which seemed to surprise and upset them) I knew I would not be welcome in the world of mankind. Who wants a big (even a small church is big) moving church wondering around asking questions and raising even more questions?
I left for the broad open plains in the surrounding areas. I usually stayed still during the day and wondered about at night assuaging my curiosities so as to cause the least alarm among the residents.
The cultists did pursue me with great insistence and continued demands for me to be violent. They claimed I owed to them for utilizing the souls of deceased Nazis from nearby Stalingrad in order to bring me to life.
Despite the politeness of my refusals they eventually, the fourth night, took to throwing Molotov cocktails at me. Ever been set on fire? I’ll share this with you: not fun. I do not recommend it.
Having newly mobile drain spouts and gutters and ready access to streams saved my hide. My shingles, too.
This went on night after night and, let me tell you, it got old quick. Then… things got worse. The Angels showed up. The avenging kind. Revenge for what? Well, as they claim, I guess I am some kind of “abomination before God”. I really don’t get that “before God” part. Is it OK to be an abomination behind him?
So, unlike the Molotov cocktail throwing cultists, these Avenging Angels utilized lightning bolts. But, just like flaming Molotov cocktails, those lightning bolts get old quick. Real quick.
So, how am I still here to tell you about all this and how can I even type it? I will tell you.
I’m really quite a lucky church even within bouts of bad luck. Just two months before the cultists animated me the priest of my church needed to replace the lightning rod on me. A rusty contraption poorly assembled and a hazard to the churchgoing folk.
A normal average-sized lightning rod could never have absorbed those Avenging Angel lightning bolts. However, my priest was a proud priest and he wanted me to be taller than that other Orthodox Church on the Western edge of Serafimovich. By doggedly yelling at the congregation seven Sunday’s in a row he raised enough money to have the biggest lightning rod in all of Volgograd Oblast installed on me, thus bringing my height up an additional seventeen feet.
So, I mostly absorbed those lightning bolts. Those Avenging Angels were very upset and I did feel bad for them but, hey, what choice, right?
Some lightning bolts did get through when shot from near enough and at certain angles. Hurt bad! Note: Pain is one of the biggest drawbacks to being brought to life. I think we can all agree on that.
One benefit of Avenging Angel’s lightning is poor aim. By accident this led to a sharp decrease in the population of cultists. The downside of Avenging Angels is that they don’t need to sleep and never give up. Don’t get bored. Don’t lose focus. Just keep coming.
I didn’t sleep for like twenty-seven days and the whole time was so painful.
Even my giant lightning rod was beginning to melt….
The end was coming for me. A big conflagration. Then ashes. Then Hell, right? They weren’t going to destroy me and then take me up to Heaven were they? Elitists, that’s what they are!
After twenty-seven days of this unfair lightning bolt abuse I was, by then, in Syria a bit North of the Sea of Galilee. I didn’t know where I was at the time, of course.
I plunged into a river to escape or limit the bolts. I was so tired I thought I’d float and just sleep a while even if they were bolting me incessantly. I was that tired!
I even thought if I was lucky I wouldn’t even wake up at all….
I did fall asleep.
I did wake up.
I was on the shore on the West side of the river. I… wasn’t a church any more. I was… a Human? Still not completely sure if I am. Or what happened. Or where the Avenging Angels went. Or if they’re coming back after reloading on lightning bolts.
Humans need names. Why? People always ask. Like, usually right away. Turned out that the river I plunged into was the Jordan River. And, you know, I used to be a church. So, I tell people to call me Jordan Church.
I’m sort of in hiding now, but I’m really not sure if you can hide from Avenging Angels or if I still need to. Cultists would be more of a problem now though. I assume Molotov cocktails feel just terrible on human skin!
I write erotica because, as a human, I now have bills to pay. I used to be a building and now I have to pay to live in one! Oh, how I have fallen.
I chose erotica because it fascinates me. Hey, I’m only human!
Guardian by Marnie Leighton
About Guardian by Marnie Leighton
How do you save the soul of the only man you ever loved…when he doesn’t even remember your name?
Killed in a tragic accident, Callie Williams is destined to join the Guardian Angels, but first she must relive her forgotten past lives. As her long-buried memories slowly resurface, Callie embraces them all—but everything changes when she rediscovers her lost soulmate, Aydin, and the tragic mistake that ripped them apart.
Obsessed with her need to fix what she destroyed, Callie abandons her heavenly role, returning to Earth alone. But Aydin is no longer the man she once knew. The darkness of his past has left its mark, and to bring Aydin’s soul back to the light, Callie must risk losing her own.
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Marnie grew up on the East Coast of Australia, overlooking a beautiful rural valley, dotted by patches of rainforest. She firmly believed that unicorns existed, and had no doubt she would one day find them.
When she’s not writing, Marnie is a medical professional and a mother of two teenagers. She started writing ten years ago when she discovered small children and painting—another of her passions—were not a good combination. Since then Marnie has joined a wonderful local writers' group and worked with some amazing Australian authors.
Marnie’s ambition is to keep creating worlds through her books and to, of course, still find a unicorn.
Marnie would love to hear from you. Please contact her at: marnie.leighton.author@gmail.com
Crushed
My best friend’s sister was always off limits
Charlotte had a crush on me for years
She’s grown up and wants to lose her v-card
We were together, behind her brother’s back
When he found out, I thought I lost her
I got her back, but now something else has come between us
Losing her again is crushing me
I need to make Charlotte mine forever
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Genesis (The New Old Testament, Season 1) by Jay Willem
Genesis (The New Old Testament, Season 1) by Jay Willem
South Park meets the Bible
The New Old Testament is a fictionalised re-imagining of the Bible as told to you by the drunk guy at the party. A drunk guy who seriously knows his scripture.
It’s part adaptation, part commentary, and 100% not for people who take the Bible too seriously. It shares just as much DNA with animated shows like South Park, Rick and Morty, and Archer as it does with the Old Testament.
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Jay Willem is the author of The New Old Testament, a re-imagining of the Bible as told by the drunk guy at the party. He lives on coffee and podcasts, and likes to believe that if there is a God, he’s got a sense of humour. If the very thought of that made you tense up, then this probably isn’t the thing for you. If, on the other hand, you found yourself smiling – or at the very least, raising an eyebrow – you just might be in the right place.
Drop him a line at jaywillemauthor@gmail.com
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